sit on my lap

<>OK, shit. What the heck do I get my parents, brother, sister, and in-laws for Christmas?

Last year, I made my brother and sister footie pajamas like we had when we were kids.

Now what?
Ack!

Tell me what you want for christmas. Sit on my lap. This will be our little secret, right?

Currently listening: Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD By Various Artists Release date: By 31 July, 1989